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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
I know how to do anything -- I'm a mom.
Source: In Words of Women Quotations for...
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a...
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space...
They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling...
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
Source: In The Almanac of Quotable Quotes from...
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be...
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
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Beauty comes in all sizes-not just size 5.
Source: In The Quotable Quotations Book,...
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes atappin.
Source: In The...
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta...
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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