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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
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-- Roseanne Barr, (Nov 3 1952-____), US actress, comedian; She is a standup comedienne who turned actress in the TV series, Roseanne, 1988; wrote Roseanne: My Life as a Woman, 1989.