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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Source: In The Fifth...
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
I bet on a horse at ten to one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Source:...
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little...
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Source: In
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
Source:...
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Source: NBC TV 28 Aug 86
-- Henny...
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Source: In
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
Source: In