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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays.
Source: Quoted in Irving Wallace et al Book of Lists #2, Morrow 80
-- Henny Youngman, (Jan 12 1906-1998), US comedian; He is best known for the line, Take my wife, please.