H L Mencken

To sum up:...

To sum up:...

To sum up: 1. The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10, 000 revolutions a minute. 2. Man is a sick fly taking a...

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Whenever a husband...

Whenever a husband...

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's...

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An idealist is...

An idealist is...

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more...

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The penalty for...

The penalty for...

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never...

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The difference between...

The difference between...

The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act even when it has...

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The cure for...

The cure for...

The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy.

Source: Notes on Democracy,...

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The lunatic fringe...

The lunatic fringe...

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

Source: A Mencken Chrestomathy, Sententiae:...

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Democracy is the...

Democracy is the...

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what They want, and deserve to get it good and...

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The truth that...

The truth that...

The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.

Source:...

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The objection of...

The objection of...

The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about...

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Every man sees...

Every man sees...

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of...

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The urge to...

The urge to...

The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the urge to rule it.

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Morality is the...

Morality is the...

Morality is the theory that every human act must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are...

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The world always...

The world always...

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the...

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The trouble with...

The trouble with...

The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is...

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School-days, I believe,...

School-days, I believe,...

School-days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull,...

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I confess I...

I confess I...

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably...

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No matter how...

No matter how...

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes...

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Unquestionably, there is...

Unquestionably, there is...

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in...

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A celebrity is...

A celebrity is...

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

Source:...

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