Ambrose Bierce

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing...

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing...

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

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OPIATE, n. An...

OPIATE, n. An...

OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.

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OPPORTUNITY, n. A...

OPPORTUNITY, n. A...

OPPORTUNITY, n. A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

Source: The...

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MONAD, n. The...

MONAD, n. The...

MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without...

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OBLIVION, n. Cold...

OBLIVION, n. Cold...

OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their...

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NIRVANA, n. In...

NIRVANA, n. In...

NIRVANA, n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to those...

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OPTIMISM, n. The...

OPTIMISM, n. The...

OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good,...

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ORATORY, n. A...

ORATORY, n. A...

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by...

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MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed...

MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed...

MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon -- that is to say, words of a barbarous...

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OBLIVION, n. The...

OBLIVION, n. The...

OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's...

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NOSE, n. The...

NOSE, n. The...

NOSE, n. The extreme outpost of the face. It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into...

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OPTIMIST, n. A...

OPTIMIST, n. A...

OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. A pessimist applied to God for...

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OSTRICH, n. A...

OSTRICH, n. A...

OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a...

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MORAL, adj. Conforming...

MORAL, adj. Conforming...

MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general...

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OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible...

OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible...

OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our...

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NOVEL, n. A...

NOVEL, n. A...

NOVEL, n. A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama...

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ORTHODOX, n. An...

ORTHODOX, n. An...

ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

Source: The Devil's...

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OUTCOME, n. A...

OUTCOME, n. A...

OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense;...

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MORE, adj. The...

MORE, adj. The...

MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary,...

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OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating...

OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating...

OFFENSIVE, adj. Generating disagreeable emotions or sensations, as the advance of an army against its...

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