Ambrose Bierce

MONARCH, n. A...

MONARCH, n. A...

MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as...

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NIHILIST, n. A...

NIHILIST, n. A...

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is...

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NOMINATE, v. To...

NOMINATE, v. To...

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the...

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MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted...

MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted...

MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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NEIGHBOR, n. One...

NEIGHBOR, n. One...

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us...

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MONKEY, n. An...

MONKEY, n. An...

MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.

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NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's...

NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's...

NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high...

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NOMINEE, n. A...

NOMINEE, n. A...

NOMINEE, n. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable...

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MILLENNIUM, n. The...

MILLENNIUM, n. The...

MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under...

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NON-COMBATANT, n. A...

NON-COMBATANT, n. A...

NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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MONSIGNOR, n. A...

MONSIGNOR, n. A...

MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the...

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NOUMENON, n. That...

NOUMENON, n. That...

NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon....

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OATH, n. In...

OATH, n. In...

OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for...

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MINOR, adj. Less...

MINOR, adj. Less...

MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
-- Ambrose...

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NONSENSE, n. The...

NONSENSE, n. The...

NONSENSE, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.

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MUMMY, n. An...

MUMMY, n. An...

MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian . . . handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to...

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OMEN, n. A...

OMEN, n. A...

OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.

Source: The Devil's...

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ONCE, adv. Enough....

ONCE, adv. Enough....

ONCE, adv. Enough.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
-- Ambrose Bierce, (Jun...

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MISDEMEANOR, n. An...

MISDEMEANOR, n. An...

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance...

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NOTORIETY, n. The...

NOTORIETY, n. The...

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to...

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