Ambrose Bierce

INTRODUCTION, n. A...

INTRODUCTION, n. A...

INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his...

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INDIGESTION, n. A...

INDIGESTION, n. A...

INDIGESTION, n. A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and...

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JEWS-HARP, n. An...

JEWS-HARP, n. An...

JEWS-HARP, n. An unmusical instrument, played by holding it fast with the teeth and trying to brush it away with the...

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INSURRECTION, n. An...

INSURRECTION, n. An...

INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad...

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INGRATE, n. One...

INGRATE, n. One...

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

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KILT, n. A...

KILT, n. A...

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

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INFALAPSARIAN, n. One...

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One...

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to -- in opposition...

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KISS, n. A...

KISS, n. A...

KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for bliss. It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of...

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J, n. A...

J, n. A...

J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, jacere, to throw, because...

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INSCRIPTION, n. Something...

INSCRIPTION, n. Something...

INSCRIPTION, n. Something written on another thing -- mostly memorial, intended to commemorate the fame of some...

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KING, n. A...

KING, n. A...

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a crowned head, although he never wears a crown and has usually no...

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INFIDEL, n. In...

INFIDEL, n. In...

INFIDEL, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who...

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KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A...

KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A...

KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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JEALOUS, adj. Unduly...

JEALOUS, adj. Unduly...

JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth...

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KILL, v.t. To...

KILL, v.t. To...

KILL, v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

Source: The Devil's...

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KNOWLEDGE, n. --...

KNOWLEDGE, n. --...

KNOWLEDGE, n. -- The small body of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

Source:...

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INSURANCE, n. An...

INSURANCE, n. An...

INSURANCE, n. An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction...

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LAST, n. A...

LAST, n. A...

LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of...

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JUSTICE, n. A...

JUSTICE, n. A...

JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for...

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LAUREATE, adj. Crowned...

LAUREATE, adj. Crowned...

LAUREATE, adj. Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court,...

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