Ambrose Bierce

INVENTOR, n. --...

INVENTOR, n. --...

INVENTOR, n. -- A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it...

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ADMIRATION, n. --...

ADMIRATION, n. --...

ADMIRATION, n. -- Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

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PLAN, v.t. To...

PLAN, v.t. To...

PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

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Wit, n. --...

Wit, n. --...

Wit, n. -- The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it...

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PATIENCE, n....

PATIENCE, n....

PATIENCE, n. -- A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

Source: The...

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ABILITY, n. The...

ABILITY, n. The...

ABILITY, n. The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from...

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ABSTAINER, n. A...

ABSTAINER, n. A...

ABSTAINER, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who...

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ABNORMAL, adj. Not...

ABNORMAL, adj. Not...

ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to...

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ABRIDGE, v.t. To...

ABRIDGE, v.t. To...

ABRIDGE, v.t. To shorten.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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ACCUSE, v.t. To...

ACCUSE, v.t. To...

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged...

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ABSCOND, v.i. To...

ABSCOND, v.i. To...

ABSCOND, v.i. To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The...

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The...

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary,...

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ABRUPT, adj. Sudden,...

ABRUPT, adj. Sudden,...

ABRUPT, adj. Sudden, without ceremony, like the arrival of a cannon-shot and the departure of the soldier whose...

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ACCORD, n. Harmony.<br>ACCORDION,...

ACCORD, n. Harmony.<br>ACCORDION,...

ACCORD, n. Harmony.
ACCORDION, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an...

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ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To...

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To...

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgement of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of...

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ACADEME, n. An...

ACADEME, n. An...

ACADEME, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school...

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ADMIRAL, n. That...

ADMIRAL, n. That...

ADMIRAL, n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the...

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ACCIDENT, n. An...

ACCIDENT, n. An...

ACCIDENT, n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutable natural laws.

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ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps;...

ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps;...

ACTUALLY, adv. Perhaps; possibly.

Source: The Devil's Dictionary, 1911.
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ADMINISTRATION, n. An...

ADMINISTRATION, n. An...

ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or...

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