Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Source: A Day at the Races.
-- Groucho...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long...

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