Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx: I find television...

Groucho Marx: I find television...

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good...

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Groucho Marx: A child of...

Groucho Marx: A child of...

A child of five would understand this. Send somebody to fetch a child of five.

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Groucho Marx: I did toy...

Groucho Marx: I did toy...

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs...

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Groucho Marx: Home is where...

Groucho Marx: Home is where...

Home is where you hang your head.

Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference...

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Groucho Marx: There is one...

Groucho Marx: There is one...

There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he's...

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Groucho Marx: From the moment...

Groucho Marx: From the moment...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading...

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Groucho Marx: One morning I...

Groucho Marx: One morning I...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never...

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Groucho Marx: I eat like...

Groucho Marx: I eat like...

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.

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Groucho Marx: Please accept my...

Groucho Marx: Please accept my...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a...

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Groucho Marx: I didn't like...

Groucho Marx: I didn't like...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

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Groucho Marx: Politics is the...

Groucho Marx: Politics is the...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong...

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Groucho Marx: I never forget...

Groucho Marx: I never forget...

I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case.

Source: The...

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Groucho Marx: If you've heard...

Groucho Marx: If you've heard...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

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Groucho Marx: I was so...

Groucho Marx: I was so...

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.

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Groucho Marx: Look at me:...

Groucho Marx: Look at me:...

Look at me: I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Source:...

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Groucho Marx: My mother loved...

Groucho Marx: My mother loved...

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

Source:...

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Groucho Marx: A clown is...

Groucho Marx: A clown is...

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Source: In Webster's...

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Groucho Marx: Military intelligence is...

Groucho Marx: Military intelligence is...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Source: Quoted in A. Spiegelman...

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Groucho Marx: If income tax...

Groucho Marx: If income tax...

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for...

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Groucho Marx: No man goes...

Groucho Marx: No man goes...

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.

Source: In The...

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