W C Fields

W C Fields: I have spent...

W C Fields: I have spent...

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.

Source: His...

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W C Fields: Remember, a dead...

W C Fields: Remember, a dead...

Remember, a dead fish can float down stream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

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W C Fields: The first thing...

W C Fields: The first thing...

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his...

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W C Fields: If at first...

W C Fields: If at first...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about...

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W C Fields: Lady Godiva put...

W C Fields: Lady Godiva put...

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.

Source: In The Manager's Book of...

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W C Fields: Ah, the patter...

W C Fields: Ah, the patter...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a...

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W C Fields: Happiness means quiet...

W C Fields: Happiness means quiet...

Happiness means quiet nerves.

Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference...

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W C Fields: Some things are...

W C Fields: Some things are...

Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like...

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W C Fields: After two days...

W C Fields: After two days...

After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Source: In Webster's...

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W C Fields: Never give a...

W C Fields: Never give a...

Never give a sucker an even break.

Source: Film title.
-- W C Fields, (Jan 29...

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W C Fields: I once spent...

W C Fields: I once spent...

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

Source: In The...

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W C Fields: I am free...

W C Fields: I am free...

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Source: Attributed.
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W C Fields: Start every day...

W C Fields: Start every day...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Source: In Webster's...

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W C Fields: Always carry a...

W C Fields: Always carry a...

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small...

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W C Fields: The world is...

W C Fields: The world is...

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

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W C Fields: On the whole...

W C Fields: On the whole...

On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

Source: Epitaph.
-- W C Fields, (Jan...

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W C Fields: Horse sense is...

W C Fields: Horse sense is...

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

Source:...

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W C Fields: You can't trust...

W C Fields: You can't trust...

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

Source: In The...

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W C Fields: I never drink...

W C Fields: I never drink...

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Source: In The...

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W C Fields: I never vote...

W C Fields: I never vote...

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Source: In Halliwell's Filmgoer's...

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