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Kin Hubbard
If some people...
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Who remembers when...
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Source: In Correct...
If there's anything...
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Every once in...
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
Source: In
Honesty pays, but...
Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Source: In...
Universal peace sounds...
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Source: In
Some fellows get...
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Source:...
Of all the...
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is the best.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
If at first...
If at first you do succeed, don't take any more chances.
Source:
-- Kin...
I'll say this...
I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for...
Kindness goes a...
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Source: In...
A loafer always...
A loafer always has the correct time.
Source: In
We'd all like...
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Source: In...
It's pretty hard...
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Source: In Webster's...
Making a long...
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Source: In
Nobody ever grew...
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Source: In
Very often the...
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows.
Source:
-- Kin Hubbard, (Sep...
The safe way...
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The world gets...
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Source: In Quote...
Nobody ever forgets...
Nobody ever forgets where they buried a hatchet.
Source: Indianapolis News,...