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Kin Hubbard
There is nothing...
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to...
The worst waste...
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a sun.
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When some fellers...
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nobody works as...
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
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Some people are...
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
You won't skid...
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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There is one...
There is one advantage to being poor -- a doctor will cure you faster.
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When you consider...
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it...
There is no...
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable...
There's no secret...
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about...
It's what a...
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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It ain't a...
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what you're talking...
One of the...
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is premature formation of an opinion.
Some folks can...
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
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Lack of pep...
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
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Beauty is only...
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Some folks can...
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A bargain is...
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Classical music is...
Classical music is the kind we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
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It's going to...
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit...