 |
|
 |
 |
 |
S J Perelman
Learning is what...
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Source: In...
You've a sharp...
You've a sharp tongue in your head, Mr Essick. Look out it doesn't cut your throat.
The fact is...
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you...
For years I...
For years I have let dentists ride roughshod over my teeth: I have been sawed, hacked, chopped, whittled, bewitched,...
A case of...
A case of the tail dogging the wag.
Source: Having escaped with some difficulty...
He bit his...
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite...
English life, while...
English life, while very pleasant, is rather bland. I expected kindness and gentility and I found it, but there is...
Under a forehead...
Under a forehead roughly comparable to that of Javanese and Piltdown man are visible a pair of tiny pig eyes, lit up...
When you try...
When you try to be funny in every line, you place an intolerable burden not only on yourself but on the reader. You...
I've got Bright's...
I've got Bright's disease and he's got mine.
Source: Attributed.
-- S J...
I'll dispose of...
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by...
The main obligation...
The main obligation is to amuse yourself.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Love is not...
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
A dreary industrial...
A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals and taste...
There were times,...
There were times, when I drove along the Sunset Strip and looked at those buildings or when I watched the fashionable...
Learning is what...
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Source: In...
You've a sharp...
You've a sharp tongue in your head, Mr Essick. Look out it doesn't cut your throat.
The fact is...
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you...
For years I...
For years I have let dentists ride roughshod over my teeth: I have been sawed, hacked, chopped, whittled, bewitched,...
A case of...
A case of the tail dogging the wag.
Source: Having escaped with some difficulty...
- 1 (current)
- 2
Page 1 of 2