For years I have let dentists ride roughshod over my teeth: I have been sawed, hacked, chopped, whittled, bewitched, bewildered, tattooed, and signed on again; but this is cuspid's last stand.
Source: Crazy Like a Fox, 'Nothing but the Tooth'
-- S J Perelman, (Feb 1 1904-1979), US humorist; Sidney Joseph was best known for Around the World in 80 Days.