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Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads,
And not the road.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Source: A Clean Conscience Never...
They take the paper and they read the headlines.. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines....
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to...
In real life, it takes only one to make a quarrel.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Here is a pen and here is a pencil,
Here's a typewriter, here's a stencil,
Here is a list of today's...
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Source: Frailty, Thy Name is a...
When Ah itchez,
Ah scratchez.
Source: Requiem
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19...
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning...
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet...
What chills the finger not a bit
Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Source: Samson...
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're...
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid...
You scour the Bowery, ransack the Bronx,
Through funeral parlors and honky-tonks.
From river to river you comb...
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded...
Good wine needs no bush,
And perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV...