If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
Source: The Anatomy of Happiness, in I'm a Stranger Here Myself (1938).
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19 1902-1971), US poet; He was noted for off-beat poems like Candy is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker.