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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps unless the billboards fall,
I'll never...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance/Were it not for making a living, which is rather a...
Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs.
Source:...
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone...
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the...
In the world of mules there are no rules.
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Life is not having been told
That the man just waxed the floor.
Source: In...
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for...
If called by a panther,
don't anther.
Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience...
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for,
Even then, no sooner has he...
How easy for those who do not bulge
To not overindulge!
Source: A Necessary...
Purity is obscurity.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler,...
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that's both is dental.
The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin with a grin.
Senescence begins
And middle age ends,
The day your descendants,
Outnumber your...