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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Source: In Quotable Business, ed. Louis E. Boone, 1992.
-- Ogden Nash, (Aug 19 1902-1971), US poet; He was noted for off-beat poems like Candy is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker.