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Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
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-- Helen Rowland,...
There aren't any embarrassing questions - only embarrassing answers.
Source: New...
One man's folly is often another man's wife.
Source: Reflections of a Bachelor Girl...
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of...
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a Master of Arts and a...
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love...
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the...
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
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The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our...
Oh yes, there is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives...
Variety is the spice of love.
Source: Reflections of a Bachelor Girl (1903; p....
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the...
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
Source: Reflections...
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or...
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or...
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married...
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the...