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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and...
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Source: Reflections of a...
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying, it's separating himself from all the...
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Source: A...
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped...
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down...
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want...
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Source: Reflections...
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth -- and...
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Source: In...
Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy;
Greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his...
Love, like chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its...
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an...
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new...
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Source: The Rubaiyat of a...
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son --and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of...
The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions.
Source: In Webster's...
Marriage: A souvenir of love.
Source: In An Uncommon Scold, by Abby Adams,...
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.