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Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Source: A Book of Burlesques, in...
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and...
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an...
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom...
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Source:
-- H L Mencken,...
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with...
Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the veriform appendix and...
I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.
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-- H L...
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die...
The curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the...
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
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Remorse is regret that one waited so long to do it.
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-- H L Mencken,...
In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one.
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-- H L...
A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by...
PURITANISM: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Source: A...
To denounce moralizing out of hand is to pronounce a moral judgment.
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Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a moveable body.
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-- H L...
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other...