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Time stays, we go.
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The truly civilized man is always skeptical and tolerant. . . . His culture is based on 'I'm not too...
Alimony -- the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by...
To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia.
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There is no record in human history of a happy philosopher.
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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
The typical lawmaker of today is a man wholly devoid of principle -- a mere counter in a grotesque and knavish game....
What the mob thirsts for is not good government in itself, but the merry chase of a definite exponent of bad...
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as...
Women don't like timid men. Cats do not like prudent mice.
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If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get...
If Los Angeles is not the one authentic rectum of civilization, then I am no anatomist. Any time you want to go out...
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the...
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more...
A judge is a law student who grades his own papers.
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.