A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Source: Quoted in: James Boswell, Life of Samuel Johnson, 24 April 1779 (1791).
-- Samuel Johnson, (Sep 18 1709-1784), English lexicographer, critic; He was remembered for writing the first critique of Shakespeare, 1765 and Dictionary of the English Language, 1755.