Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.
Source: Abe Martin's Wisecracks (ed. by E. V. Lucas, 1930).
-- Kin Hubbard, (Sep 1 1868-1930), US journalist, humorist, homespun philosopher; He created the cartoon character Abe Martin, a home-cured philosopher, 1906-29.