The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
Source: Minority Report: H. L. Mencken's Notebooks, no. 309 (1956).
-- H L Mencken, (Sep 12 1880-1956), US editor, satirist; He is known for his biting satire, insults, and debunking in The American Mercury, 1924-33.