Theology --An effort to explain the unknowable by putting it into terms of the not worth knowing.
Source: A Mencken Chrestomathy, Sententi?: Arcana Coelestia (1949).
-- H L Mencken, (Sep 12 1880-1956), US editor, satirist; He is known for his biting satire, insults, and debunking in The American Mercury, 1924-33.