People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
Source: Have I Ever Lied to You?, 1968.
-- Art Buchwald, (Oct 20 1925-2007), US columnist; His column is syndicated in over 550 newspapers; wrote The Buchwald Stops Here, 1978.