Oh, don't worry about Alan . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.
Source: Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final; In You Might As Well Live, by John Keats, Pt. IV, Ch. 1, 1970.
-- Dorothy Parker, (Aug 22 1893-1967), US author, poet, journalist, humorist; She was the celebrated caustic wit of the 1920s; wrote Enough Rope, 1926 and The Little Hours, 1944.