One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Don Marquis, (Jul 29 1878-1937), US journalist, poet, dramatist, humorist; He was a popular columnist of N.Y. Sun and Tribune, and wrote The Old Soak, 1921.