No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after-dinner speech will counteract it.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Kin Hubbard, (Sep 1 1868-1930), US journalist, humorist, homespun philosopher; He created the cartoon character Abe Martin, a home-cured philosopher, 1906-29.