It is a fact that not once in all my life have I gone out for a walk. I have been taken out for walks; but that is another matter.
Source: Going Out of a Walk.
-- Max Beerbohm, (Aug 24 1872-1956), English essayist, caricaturist, parodist; The Incomparable Max wrote many elegant essays; the novel Zuleika Dobson 1911, and a pictorial volume of caricatures.