No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
Source: A Mencken Chrestomathy, Sententiae: Masculum et Feminam Creavit Eos, 1949.
-- H L Mencken, (Sep 12 1880-1956), US editor, satirist; He is known for his biting satire, insults, and debunking in The American Mercury, 1924-33.