Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- George Jean Nathan, (Feb 14 1882-1958), US editor, critic; He was known for writing on contemporary theater; co-founded and edited American Mercury, 1924-30.