This is on me.
Source: Suggested epitaph for her own tombstone; in You Might As Well Live, Pt 1. Ch 5, by J. Keats, 1970.
-- Dorothy Parker, (Aug 22 1893-1967), US author, poet, journalist, humorist; She was the celebrated caustic wit of the 1920s; wrote Enough Rope, 1926 and The Little Hours, 1944.