I am kind of a paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
Source: In Quotations to Cheer You Up When the World is Getting You Down, by Allen Klein, 1991.
-- J D Salinger, (Jan 1 1919-2010), US novelist, short-story writer; His novel The Catcher in the Rye, 1951 won critical acclaim and devoted admirers, especially among the post-WW II generation of college students.