You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.
Source: In 20,000 Quips and Quotes by Evan Esar, 1968.
-- Eden Phillpotts, (Nov 4 1862-1960), English novelist, playwright, dramatist; His more than 250 works depict rural life, environment of west England; wrote Children of the Mist, 1898.