He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30 1835-1910), US novelist, journalist, river pilot; The Great American humorist was also known as The People's Author and creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.