Cynicism is cheap -- you can buy it at any Monoprix store -- it's built into all poor-quality goods.
Source: The Comedians, pt. 1, ch. 1, sct. 3 (1966).
-- Graham Henry Greene, (Oct 2 1904-1991), English novelist; He wrote 24 novels including, The Power and the Glory, 1940, and The Heart of the Matter, 1948.