There is only one post fit for you, and that is the office of perpetual president of the Heaven and Hell Amalgamation Society.
Source: Remark to Lord Houghton, quoted in T. E. Wemyss Reid, Life of Lord Houghton
-- Thomas Carlyle, (Dec 4 1795-1881), Scottish essayist, historian; He was considered one of the era's great sages and man of letters; wrote The French Revolution, 1837.