Cibber! write all thy Verses upon Glasses,
The only way to save 'em from our Arses.
Source: Epigrams Occasioned by Cibber's Verses in Praise of Nash, no. 2. Colley Cibber, dramatist and poet (1671 --1757), was Poet Laureate for 27 years from 1730, and is generally considered one of the worst
-- Alexander Pope, (May 21 1688-1744), English poet; He is remembered as a major satirist of Augustan age; wrote The Rape of the Lock, 1714 and Moral Essays, 1731-35.