Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together.
Source: In Correct Quotes for DOS, WordStar International, 1991.
-- Douglas Jerrold, (Jan 3 1803-1857), English humorist, playwright, journalist; He edited Douglas Jerrold's Shilling Magazine, 1856; wrote Handbook of Swindling, and Other Papers, c. 1900.