I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
Source: Quoted in: H. Montgomery Hyde, Oscar Wilde, ch. 9 (1976), said during his exile in Europe.
-- Oscar Wilde, (Oct 16 1856-1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, novelist; He was noted for his flamboyant witty, sophisticated plays, e.g., The Importance of Being Ernest, 1895.