You mentioned your name as if I should recognise it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a Freemason and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatsoever about you.
Source: The Memoires of Sherlock Holmes.
-- Arthur Conan Doyle, (May 22 1859-1930), Scottish author, physician; He created the detective Sherlock Holmes in A Study in Scarlet, 1887.