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When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
Source: Haverford Downs, in Summer's Lease, pt. 2, ch. 3 (1988).
-- John Mortimer, (Apr 21 1923-2009), English novelist, playwright, barrister; He wrote a hugely popular series with a masterfully conceived character (Horace Rumpole) - irascible, anti-authority, fiercely independent, and politically incorrect.