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I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.
Source: Artemus Ward's Lecture.
-- Artemus Ward, (Apr 26 1834-1867), US humorist; One of the most popular 19th-century American humorists, whose lecture techniques exercised much influence on such humorists as Mark Twain.