Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Source: In Correct Quotes for DOS, WordStar International, 1991.
-- W Somerset Maugham, (Jan 25 1874-1965), English novelist, short-story writer, playwright; He was an expert storyteller set in exotic locales; Of Human Bondage, 1915 and The Razor's Edge, 1944.