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I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Source: In Treasury of Humorous Quotations, eds. William Cole and Louis Phillips, 1996.
-- Steven Wright, (Dec 6 1955-____), US comedian; He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include Desperately Seeking Susan, 1985.