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I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Source:
-- Steven Wright, (Dec 6 1955-____), US comedian; He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include Desperately Seeking Susan, 1985.